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This legendary transgender rock opera comedy cult hit needs no explanation. The stuff with the tire is funny, the stuff with the people wishes it was “Behind the Mask: the Rise of Leslie Vernon.” It could have been great. The film will reach a conclusion and then stop, rewind, and play the same story again only if she had behaved a little differently. Isabella Rossallini stars as the beer queen who puts forth the international contest to see which country has the saddest music in the world in this unique and unforgettable Canadian comedy-drama…did I mention she has glass legs full of beer? Pasolini’s last film, based on the writings of the Marquis de Sade, chronicles the miserable lives of individuals who have been captured by a four evil aristocrats at the end of World War II in Italy. The Canadian channel used to put this on every year. A man suspects his old boss of being an alien so he kidnaps him and seeks to torture him until he admits it, but there is a lot more going on in this emotional and tonal roller coaster from Joon-Hwan Jang. I’d try to explain it, but you’ll just have to see it. From his early silent studies to his later color selection Painlevé’s technique is spellbinding. The bulk of the movie is people slamming doors and the baboon freaking out and trying to bust the doors open. Director Paley parallels a personal chapter from her own life with the great Indian epic “The Ramayana” and combines it all with 1920s recordings of Annette Hanshaw singing classic blues tunes. A wordless Czech screwball comedy set to grunts of gibberish and an exuberant brassy score. Anyone wishing to use aforementioned phrase will owe the Burrell Submarine estate 12 cents per use). I stretched to get Kurosawa and Bergman in hear and by thunder, Tarkovsky’s going to have his moment too. Their influence from Svankmajer is quite apparent here, but the Quays devise their own unique style. Matsumoto (“Big Man Japan”) directs, writes, and stars in one of the weirdest and funniest movies about the universe. The stories are all slightly odd, warm, and humorous.

A young awkward Australian girl becomes pen pals with the first random person she picks out of the phone book.

The film takes us all over the world to observe the strange habits, beliefs, practices, customs, and traditions of many different people (some customs with dubious authenticity). “Mondo Cane” has a real knack for ironic juxtaposition. Joe Pesci (“Goodfellas”) co-stars in this perplexing film that will frighten you with how bizarre it manages to be.

Also features Sean Connery, Shelley Duvall, Katherine Helmond, and Sir Ralph Richardson (“Murder On the Orient Express”). You see, we are all prisoners of time…but with occasionally very funny results. Along the way she teams up with 3 old vaudevillian singers (the eponymous Triplets) who prove that they may be old, but they still have some spring in their step. That’s right, David Byrne of the “Talking Heads” directed and starred in this laid back movie that introduces us to the fictitious town of Virgil, Texas and some of the idiodyncratic residents and their even weirder habits. Features some good songs and a very young John Goodman. In an effort to prove that Turkey could make a science fiction film as good as “Star Wars”, director Cetin Inanc made the worst film of any country, genre, decade, etc. Bruce Willis (“Die Hard”) comes from the future to stop a virus outbreak that will wipe out most of civilization, but psychiatrist Madeleine Stowe doesn’t believe him and psychopath Brad Pitt has other things on his mind. An impeccably clever and inventive animated surreal fantasy about the war between dreams and nightmares. Any similarity between scenes was purely coincidental. After all these years this film still shocks, repulses, intrigues, and puzzles. plays a circus ventriloquist who also dresses up like an old lady—along with his/her strongman “son” and dwarf (“Freaks” star Harry Earles) posing as a baby—to work out of a parrot store and together form an “unholy three” of jewel thieves. God bless the power of story telling…especially at its most daring and, yes, idiosyncratic.

It dazzles, it tantalizes, and it makes one guffaw unashamedly at its clever wit and spectacular ingenuity. It’s like if “The Defiant Ones” was terrible and also wanted to be “Smokey and the Bandit.” Some really lame car chases and bad everything else make for a super ludicrous movie. Young Jeliza-Rose deals with her junkie parents, then her dead parents, and the strange inhabitants of the vast, lonely plains of her new home. Features Jeff Bridges and Jennifer Tilly (“The Bride of Chucky”). Monty Python alums Michael Palin and John Cleese also join Gilliam in spreading darkly weird mirth about the cinema. This short abstract little film explores the frightening captivity we are all victim to. It’s a pop-art super-saturated Japanese flick that explodes with color and action and is almost as incomprehensible as it is cool. The mise-en-scène is like some sort of hyperactive comic book and the plot, although meandering, is one of sly satire. You might enjoy the music more than you immediately understand everything that’s happening, but who cares? An old woman trains her bike-enthusiast grandson, Champion, for the Tour-de-France, but when the French mafia abducts him for their own weird designs, the old woman and her dog must go on an adventure to America to find him and rescue him. One of Gilliam’s most successful and accessible, but it’s still pretty weird. One of the first surreal films (second only to “The Seashell and th Clergyman” I believe), Bunuel and Dali team up to bring us a film that was supposed to be little more than a series of scenes and weird imagery. When Alonzo realizes that she would eventually discover the truth if they were married, he gets a doctor to remove his arms…but as he recovers from surgery the girl gets over her fear and falls in love with another man. Both good and bad, all are worth further investigation and should be celebrated (perhaps some more than others) and shared and discussed.

This is a continuation of the “Weirdest Movies I’ve Seen” page. It also stars Burgess Meredith (“Batman: the Movie”) and it’s directed by, yes, THAT Richard Attenborough. In an effort to find a way home (and with water) he utilizes American industry…but he gets sidetracked with women. People laugh at the grinning man for his deformity, but the audience roots for him through all his calamities. The closest thing to this movie today might be Godfrey Reggio’s “Qatsi” trilogy.

This has got to be the only romantic thriller that’s centered around a foul-mouthed murder puppet. Don’t read any online synopsis about this movie as every single one of them ruins the twist ending. It’s a crazy and weird and atmospheric haunted house movie from the guy who did “Daughters of Darkness.” GREAT “The Man Who Fell to Earth,” dir. Singer David Bowie (“Labyrinth”) stars as an unfortunate interplanetary being stranded on earth. Famous for being the inspiration behind Batman’s ”Joker,” this silent melodrama follows the life of a man who had his mouth carved into a garrish grin when he was a boy. Believe the hype and find the treasured MST3K riff of it. Their odd relationship develops sweetly over the years. Grotesque but rewarding for a lucky deranged minority. Once they get it in their heads that they’re going to push it over they just can’t give up.

The documentary that started the whole shockumentary trend. Michael Jackson stars in what can only be described as a cocaine binge wrapped around a music video. This bizarre nightmare mystery crafted by Lynch has a lot of really good moves.

Sumptuous cinematography captures the era beautifully if a bit more ethereal and realistic. Not without its flaws, this is a fun and inventive film that can be enjoyed by the whole family. Paolo Cavara, Franco Prosperi, and Gualtiero Jacopetti (1962). Looks like someone beat Richard Linklater to the punch. A somber realization that one’s childhood is gone and the environment that one is attempting to leave is not even the same one that was experienced so long ago.

Based on the popular animated Belgian television show the film follows the exploits of a toy Cowboy, Indian, and Horse who are roommates as a birthday surprise goes awry and sets the trio on a very strange adventure. Robin Williams (“Hook”), Michael Gambon (“Gosford Park”), Joan Cusack (“Working Girl”), LL Cool J (“Deep Blue Sea”), and even Donald O’Connor (“Singin’ In the Rain”) appear in this incredibly visual but bizarrely nonsensical and pointless fantasy (? It doesn’t all add up and it will probably leave you empty but there’s enough interesting visuals to make something less than a complete waste of time. A visionary epic that sprawls and reaches for meaning in the universe and searches as far back as it can and then moves forward to Sean Penn on a beach of memories. Almost everyone has seen the iconic black and white image of the man in the moon with the bullet-like spaceship wedged in his eye. A visually psychedelic phantasmagoria that gets incredibly exhausting. Also interesting that there are very few cuts (like “Rope” only more impressive). An interesting precursor to “Jurassic Park,” but the hokey outlandishness of this one might make it even more fun. What might have been mildly informative then is a surreal history lesson today. When the Blue Meanies attack Pepperland, it’s up to John, Paul, George, and Ringo to save the day…but not before some great music and some truly trippy animation. This film is a collection of 50 interconnected sketches about the tragically humorous lives of several people living in Sweden. Sean Connery (007 himself) sports a smashing mustache and bandolier of bullets and a bright red diaper as he runs around in the asexual future.

The toy factory is under new management and is now more focused on weapons so the good guys have to put things right. Yul Brynner plays a homicidal robot cowboy in an amusement park gone haywire. A quaint yet somewhat eerie TV special wherein stop-motion wind-up toys go back in time to discover their origins. A fascinating commentary on ingrained racism and a good animal performance to boot. This is one of the few David Lynch films that I just didn’t get, but it does have a pretty great ending. For my money his best works were still “American Pop” and “Coonskin.” BAD “Yellow Submarine,” dir. If you like the Beatles songs and always wanted to know what they would be like on acid, you can’t go wrong with this movie.

A man (“The Straight Story’s” Harry Dean Stanton) who has been wandering the desert for the past several years tries to remember his past and reconnect with his son and fix the mess he made with his ex-wife…if he can find her. Stars Bibi Andersson (“Wild Strawberries”) and Liv Ullman (“Face to Face”). Based on Norton Juster’s novel for children, Looney Tunes animator, Chuck Jones, brings the topsy turvy limerick-filled adventure to life by combining live-action with animation.